Last Seder Timeline

• 2006 - Katrina is the first of a series of massive hurricanes that happen every few years. After these, the water does not fully retreat.

• 2017 - PROTECT Act passes Congress - outsourcing America's homeland security databases to a Chinese computer company.

• 2018 - Franco-Rwandan war.

• 2022 - Sudanese-Egyptian Republic and African Union go to war.

• 2025 - New Orleans abandoned to the sea.

• 2029 - Boston and San Francisco begin losing ground to the ocean.

• 2031 - Chris arrives in D.C. at the age of 27.

• 2032 - Slavery in Egypt.

• 2033 - First set of plagues.

• 2035 - Jesus's Cures.

• 2036 - Second set of plagues.

• 2038 - The great wave.

• 2038 - Third set of plagues.

• 2039 - Barry and Jesus get married.

• 2040 (February) - Last plague.

• 2040 (March 28) - Chris is born.

• 2058 - Chris is Baptized.

• 2060 - SHIFRA ship launches. Parting of the Red Sea.

• 2140 (ship relative time); 2063 (crew relative time) - Loaves and Fishes.

• 2273 (ship relative time); 2060 (passenger relative time); 2066 (crew relative time) - SHIFRA makes landfall on the planet Jerusalem.

• 2274 (ship relative time); 2061 (passenger relative time); 2067 (crew relative time) - The 4 sons. (I will rewrite this -JS)