Harem

Marevin Totolo is the dictator of the war-like Trigrits on several planets around the star Twitchidus. He rules through a combination of stark terror and shiny circuses. Among his many treasures is the largest harem in the known galaxy. He has captured at least one attractive female from every humanoid race he has encountered, and enslaved them in his harem. Included in his harem is the lover of the bartender, and the bartender has brought the ship to rescue her.
In his control is a planet that had the harem and was a major source for unobtainium, which the ship needs to stabilize the wormhole to get home. They get there, intending to get the unobtanium and are attacked by a team of Trigrits. A female team member (#1) is kidnapped and stolen away to the harem. They beam away and the the ship cloaks and zipps away. Sisko hails them and several go talk to Sisko, who gives them coffee from a matter duplicator (and the matter duplicator) and tells them that the unobtanium and harem have both been moved to a nearby planet (and explains that that is where their team member has been taken).
At the harem, of course, there are tricky bits they need to get past. However, the engineer’s long-lost lover turns out to be an engineer at the harem and helps them to free the harem and get the unobtanium they need (big away mission, fighting, puzzles).

Cast Members:

Bartender: The bartender sent them through the wormhole in the first place to retrieve his lover who was enslaved to the leader. He is the only one who knows how to stabilize the wormhole, and it requires unobtanium, of which he has none. It just so happens that this is accessible on the harem world, and he figures he can talk the crew into rescuing the harem while they are there. However, both the harem and the unobtanium have moved since he was last there.

Engineer: Unknown to her, the engineer’s long-lost lover is the engineer for the harem. This person will help to rescue the harem by disabling many of its defenses after a complex mistaken identity capture.

Captain: Needs to get home, somewhat driven to help. Has strong “rescue the innocent” streak, regardless of his general uselessness. Opportunity for romance with female leader of harem (who may not initially want to be rescued).

Ensign Red Shirt: Duh. Gets killed on both away missions. Falls in love with harem member. Gets killed again.

Number 1: Gets captured on away mission?

Semi-Horde:

Bartender’s Lover: Joins crew after rescue as a minor character. Has useful information about this quadrant.

Engineer’s Lover: Doesn’t recognize engineer, captures her, about to turn her in when recognizes her and helps rescue mission instead. Engineer for the harem, can break most of the security once they get him.

Horde:

Sisko: Yoda figure. Knows this quadrant well, willing to help rescue the harem by giving information. Has matter duplicator, and makes them coffee out of it. Happy to make them a copy as well.

Assorted Trigrits: Attack at correct intervals. Vicious and relatively indistinguishable.

Assorted Harem Members: Faint, fall in love, cause trouble. Beautiful and relatively indistinguishable.

NPCs:

Marevin Totolo: Dictator of Trigrits. Keeps harem and lives in Roman splendor. Rather petty and not overly bright, but vicious and cunning.

At the end, Marevin Totolo and head Trigrit come in and say “We have you surrounded” Head harem girl breaks down, head trigrit rebels.