Steven Esteban

Steve/Stephanie Esteban

You are a member of the great Stevican Empire. You came to explore this planet, and fell in love with it. The people, the music, the food . . . It's the most amazing place you have ever been, but your empire will be rolling over it. Your empire doesn't recognize non-Steves as worthy of notice. This planet is so amazing, even the non-Steves are great, but your empire won't understand. If there are not enough important Steves, they will conquer this planet and colonize it, destroying the culture. If there are enough great Steves, they will just incorporate it into the empire, or possibly even leave it as an independent trade partner and protectorate. You need to convince as many people as possible to change their names to Steve so that there will be more important Steves. Here there are many great researchers, some of whom will go back and impact history in important ways. They should all be Steves.