Snorri Sturluson
You run a concession stand. That is to say that will run a concession stand. You have run a concession stand. The problem is that you won't run a concession stand for long if business doesn't pick up.
You always heard that location was everything for a business. Location, Location, Location. Location was supposed to bring in the customers... is supposed to bring in the customers. So when you decided/will decide to start your concession stand you had/will have the most brilliant idea for where to put it: the end of the universe!
The problem, it turns out, is that there aren't many customers there. It isn't an easy place to get to for most people. You thought about/will think about that for quite some time. Thankfully, you're a very smart person! If location wasn't/isn't bringing the customers to the business, you would/will find a way to bring the location to the customers!
That's how this all began... errr... will begin.
It is a really simple plan if you think about it. Which you did/will do. You just need for everywhere/everywhen to be the end of the universe. Then you, with the only concession stand around, will have all the customers you can every ask for. The only question was how that could possibly be done. Thankfully, you're a dreadfully clever person indeed!
All that is necessary is to break the timeline completely. Then everywhere/everywhen is/will be/was(?) the end of the universe.
The timeline is a dreadfully resilient thing though. If it wasn't people probably would have broken it before now... err after now... well at some point. Plus there are/will be all kinds of your protection by your day. Back at day one in terms of time travel those protections would not yet be in place though, you theorized. And little did you know how right you were/will be!
So you came back to... your current now. When time travel all started. Fantastically enough your great-great-great-great-great-great... well, lets just say VERY great... grandfather just happened to be a politico in this time. He just happened to be one that could get you an appointment on the board of the Time Travel Review Board! What are the chances that family lore would remember such an indiscretion for so very long just so that you could come back and blackmail him with it for your spot on the board?
Now all you have to do is make sure that time gets broken today. In theory, all that is necessary is making enough changes. The timeline will bend, flex, creak, fracture and eventually snap entirely! So you have one thing to do here: approve as many applications as possible that could change the timeline in some way. Then you're in the money as everyone becomes a customer at your concession stand at the end of the universe.
