Phillip Huang

• Accepted Number

• Rejected Number

• Name

Phillip Huang

• Affiliation

Chicago History Museum

• Gender

male

• Citizen ID Number

• Temporal Destination

January 2006

• Stated Goal

To record for posterity the legendarily bad theatre productions of Dr. Demosthenes Y. Huang.

• For Your Notes

Dr. Demosthenes Y. Huang. That name has haunted your family like a curse for generations upon generations. Great-great-great-great-great grandfather Demosthenes founded the Huang Thespians Improvisational Troupe, which produced such monstrosities as "Football: The Musical," "Jesus Christ RastaStar," and "Four Hungry Emo Kids In A Cage With A Badger."

You need to put a stop to it. You will travel to 2006, the year Demosthenes' troupe put on its first show. You will find your ancestor, and kill him. The resulting probability wave might well kill you too, but that will be a small price to pay for the restoration of your family's honor.