Krysti Nuyen

Krysti Nuyen

This is like the worst thing that has ever happened to you! You were doing so well, too. About to sell your biography of Daniel Steel to a well known publisher for a lot of money which would keep you in designer clothes and at trendy parties for a long time. And then Steel’s estate somehow got involved and for some reason didn’t like your version of the story about the missing years of his life. He could have had a forbidden love with the queen of the Amazons while he was in the Amazon. It sounded like an interesting story to read and you’re sure the readers would have loved it. But his heirs demanded that you actually track down some information about what happened to him during those years that he refused to talk about.

Whatever. He probably did have some romantic adventure which inspired him to write his romance novels.

The only thing you have been able to find was that during those years he worked for some guy named Cosgrove in some remote village in Brazil. And even that wasn’t good enough. The bastards sent you here into the middle of the rainforest where your hair is twice its normal size and your Jimmy Chus keep sinking into the mud! There’s all these animals, and OMG the insects are like everywhere, and everything is dirty! Ewww! You’ve already broken two of your nails, and there isn’t even anywhere to plug in your hair dryer! This sucks so much! Why would anyone like live like this? Savages…

You don’t need this crap! What you really need is to marry a millionaire and you’re set. You just haven’t had much luck finding one yet. Oh well. Until then, you just need to like finish this damned book so you could go back to LA.

People You Know:

Madame Catalina- This crazy gypsy lady. She’s really scary and ugly. She desperately needs a trip to a spa and a major make-over.

Horatio- He is a very sweet local boy. Kinda dirty and grimy, but has potential given the right stylist.

Father Gabriel- He’s a priest of some sort. You’ve never been much into like religion and stuff. Dolce and Gabanna are your gods.

Barton and Edith Beck- Oh! They are such a sweet old couple. Though their choice of vacation spot is rather strange.