Joseph Hazelwood
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- Accepted Number
- Rejected Number - 47
- Name - Joseph Hazelwood
- Affiliation - Exxon
- Gender - male
- Citizen ID Number
- Temporal Destination - March 23, 1989
- Stated Goal - You just want to go home.
- For Your Notes - So, you're the ship master of an oil tanker called the Exxon Valdez. The night before your ship was scheduled to depart port, your friends threw a farewell party for you, like they do every time. You must have gotten more drunk than normal; you were talking to this chick at the bar, she did something weird with her hands, and the next thing you knew, you woke up on a park bench this morning with a splitting headache. Everyone keeps saying it's 2104 and this is where you need to go to "get back home"; this must be a ridiculously elaborate practical joke, but you're willing to play along until your friends pop out from wherever they're hiding.
