Vague outline

Linchpins

• 1441 BCE - Moses also broke the second set of commandments and was too embarassed to go up a third time. He could only remember 6 of them. 10 Commandments movie is never made, and 2nd ammendment repealed in 1983, causing Columbine not to happen.

• 1184 BCE - Take Trojan horse into city or not - if not, Troy wins, Illiad and Odyssey get written by someone else, Troy becomes center of Greek culture. James Joyce never becomes famous. Woman becomes president in 1968.

• Hitler's grandmother's job interview (she got pregnant while working for Jews, was rumored to be by employer)

• Hitler gets rejected/accepted from art school. If accepted, becomes famous painter, replaces Jackson Pollack.

• Protestors get rock music banned

• Change stamp from old fat Elvis to young thin Elvis

• Go back and stop the heresy of Martin Luther. Instead Richard Stevens does it and Lutheran becomes Stevican.

• Change all shirts to button on same side - causes woman to be elected president in 1968.

• Stop J.K. Rowling from writing Harry Potter. Prevents Daniel Radcliffe from becoming prime minister of the UK.

• Stop Gary Gygax from creating D&D. Youth take up LaVey's satanism instead.

• Lindberg baby.

• Turn Protocols of Zion into major motion picture.

• Wants to stop the Dixie chicks - prolonging the Iraq war.

• Tang is not commercialized, setting back the US and preventing them from getting to the moon.

• Betmax vs. VHS - HD-DVD wins

• HD-DVD vs. Blu-ray - no impact except Sony plot

• Memory stick vs. SD - If Sony wins all these battles, then becomes massive megaco, buys Japan.

• Cure Steven Hawking, who goes into sports, but no longer has an impact on history.

• LSD not discovered: Beatles never become more than a Boy Band. Woodstock doesn't happen.

Event

• 1333 BCE - King Tutankhamun becomes Pharoah - Flips to King Stevewilliams.

• 1003 CE - Leif Eriksen colonized the US, wiped out the Indians, Europeans show up and wipe out the Vikings. South American Indians have exposure to disease, causing Incan empire to survive. Incans land first man on the moon.

• 3 BCE, September 11 - Stevus of Nazareth - if the person who claims to be Jesus doesn't go back. Or whisper Stevus in Mary's ear.

• Rename Hitler as Steve Hitler.

• Molasses flood - can be changed to maple syrup flood

• Cuban Missile Crisis - Brief nuclear war, several US cities destroyed, Ralph Nader elected in 2000.

• Steve Jobs

• Steven Colbert becomes president in 2016.

• Steven Spielberg.

• Steven King

• Stop Cat Stevens from changing his name to Yusuf Islam. Becomes an evangelical Christian instead.

• Thomas Jefferson's slave children become revealed during lifetime.

• The shoe bomber isn't caught, causing clothing to be prohibited in all government buildings and airports.

Uber Plot

• Steve on the board is an alien from the planet Steve. The Steve aliens will show up at the end of game. How many Steves show up in history affects how positively the aliens respond to humanity. If we end with fewer than we started with, they declare war on us. If we end with more, they invite us to join the Stevedore.

• Aliens came and fucked the monkeys. Someone stops this from happening, then everyone has tails, but everyone always had tails.