US Contract Fine Print

General Butler's Understanding of the Fine Print

Upon the back of the Utopian Society Contract is a large amount of fine print. It amounts to the following:

The undersigned doth hereby incur a binding legal obligation to cast their ballot in favor of the candidate or candidates selected by the Utopian Society in the election to be held on Galleria II.

The undersigned doth hereby incur a binding legal obligation to allow the Utopian Society to make use of their property in order to accomplish the objectives listed in the official agenda of the Utopian Society.

Counselor Wisconsin's Understanding of the Fine Print

On the back of the Utopian Society Contract is a bunch of legal scribbling. As far as you can tell, it says something like:

If you sign this you agree to vote for Utopian Society candidates in the upcoming elections. You also agree to support the Utopian Society in general.