Order of the Game

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Order of the Game

  • Story of Jesus' birth as explanation for location.
  • The 4 sons - set in the FAR future on the new planet: why did we come here? - Nat
  • Slavery in Egypt - a town is barricaded up in a church, trapped in by the oncoming floods, and are trying to figure out what to do - Josh
  • Chris is Baptized/Burning Bush - Susan
  • First of the ten plagues - four "Congress" scenes: 3 plagues, 3 plagues, 3 plagues, and firstborn/denouncement of sinners - John
  • Jesus's Cures - people come to Jesus looking for a miracle cure - she is frustrated because people won't listen to her teachings - Susan
  • Second plague
  • Parting of the Red Sea - ship is ready for takeoff; is mobbed by people who want to get on. Police, and Andrew, have surrounded it trying to control the crowd. Nakshum (the first man into the Red Sea) steps forward, saying "I'd rather die by your guns than lose my place on this ship." He is the last man to get on. Ship takes off, killing everyone else with its flames. - Josh
  • Third Plague
  • Loaves and Fishes/Manna From Heaven - the first test of the replicator on the SHIFRA ship. A scientist says "let's just test this damn thing already" and sticks in his lunch - a tuna sandwich. - Nat
  • Last Plague
  • The Meal - conversation
  • The Welcoming of Elijah - oh CRAP. Men with guns are at the door to take Chris!
  • The seder ends abruptly... but then they hear a baby crying across the street!

Intros for Chris

  • [As you welcome your guests to the Seder, tell them the story of your birth and your choice of this location. You were born on a street corner very near here on Passover. Tell them the importance of Passover to you.]
  • This year we are slaves; next year we will be free. There are many types of slavery and oppression. Let me tell you the story of a group of people suffering. Slavery in Egypt.
    • Goshen, NJ is going underwater. All the people are holed up in the church, barricaded against the flood. The government hasn't helped. The corporation and their resources have left the town. The water is about 4 feet deep at this point
  • In the Seder, we read about the questions of four children: the wise child, the simple child, the wicked child, and the child too young to ask. I would like to tell you a story about four children on a new world. The 4 sons.
    • The planet Jerusalem. In a one room school house in a village on the frontier of the colony, an elderly teacher finishes a history lesson.
  • As things got bad enough, people finally began to call out to G-d, and then finally, to take action. Let me tell you a story of people who also cried out, and took action Chris is Baptized.
    • This is a meeting of the Scientific Human Interplanetary Freedom and Rebirth Association (SHIFRA). The inner circle is meeting to decide who will be involved in the final stages of Project Exodus.
  • We have spoken of the plagues that afflicted the Egyptians. Let us recall the story of those that afflict the world today. First set of the ten plagues.
    • The MAGE Institute is less than a year old. The founding members of the Institute, Chris Carpenter and Jamie Schreiber, find themselves called to testify before the Senate Committee on Energy & the Environment. Senator Valenti, a low-ranking member of the Committee, and someone generally in favor of environmental regulations, arranged for the MAGE Institute testimony. The rest of the Committee is largely hostile to regulations. Senators may interject with questions and statements, as they wish.
  • We have spoken of the great things that G-d has done for us. Let us also consider what we have done for each other. Jesus's Cures.
    • As Buruli Ulcer, river blindness, drug-resistant malaria, and several strains of anti-biotic resistant bacteria spread through the United States the uninsured get more and more desperate. Rumors spread that Chris Carpenter is distributing free drugs that are more effective than most of what the hospitals have. The sick flock to Chris in droves, demanding cures.
  • Again, as we remember the afflictions of the Egyptians, let us remember modern afflictions. (Next set of plagues)
    • The MAGE Institute is close to four years old now. The Institute has grown in size and funding is improving. With the support of Senator Magdalene, the Institute manages to arrange for another hearing before the Senate Committee on Energy & the Environment. Senators may interject with questions and statements, as they wish.
  • Let us remember how we came out of Egypt, and let me tell you the story of another exodus.
    • June 23, 2060. At Sky Meadow State Park in Paris, Virginia, the Scientific Human Interplanetary Freedom and Rebirth Association (SHIFRA) is set to launch its colony ship into space. An unruly mob has formed around the vessel.
  • As we remember the suffering of both the Egyptians and the Israelites, let us remember the suffering of so many today.
    • The MAGE Institute is close to seven years old now. The Institute has grown significantly and is one of the most powerful voices for environmental action. That is not to say that this voice has much impact on those in power.

With the support of Senator Kennedy, the Institute has managed to arrange for another hearing before the Senate Committee on Energy & the Environment.

Senators may interject with questions and statements, as they wish.

  • As we remember the miracles of G-d, let us also remember the miracles of science that have helped us even as we have let science endanger us. Let me tell you a story of the miracles of science.
    • Deep space, aboard the SHIFRA colony ship. 2140, ship's relative time. The crew has been awake for approximately three years between cryogenic fugues. In the ship's laboratories, scientists are on the brink of an important discovery.
  • Let me tell you one more story from our own recent past this Seder.
    • The MAGE Institute is close to eight years old now. The Institute has grown significantly and is now one of the most powerful voices for environmental action. That is not to say that this voice has much impact on those in power.

Senators may interject with questions and statements, as they wish.

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